Monday, September 01, 2014

Police blotter.

Sunday, 9:43 A.M.: Caller reports male passed out on a park bench at the “music dome” (aka the band shell).  Unable to rouse.  Update: officer spoke with subject, who'd had a night on the town and was sleeping it off.

Monday, 9:35 P.M.:  Caller said “he seen a male and female fighting in the middle of the street.”  Only other info he could provide was that one was wearing a skirt.

Tuesday, 4:18 P.M.: 911 open air call, could hear a female talking loudly about celery and apples.

Tuesday, 5:58 P.M.: Caller states that yesterday, her neighbor hit some skunks with a tiller.  He placed the skunks in a bucket and left the bucket in the backyard.

Wednesday, 8:15 P.M.: Caller wishes to speak with an officer, requests they meet her at McDonald’s; she’ll be “the one in the Batman shirt and capris.”

Thursday, 9:15 P.M.: Caller’s ex-wife is inviting him to play games on Facebook. Has a valid restraining order against her. Officer advised caller to either block his ex-wife on Facebook, or to get rid of his account.  Caller refuses to do either.

Friday, 1:04 P.M.:  Report of a break-in; caller noticed about forty CDs and a live chicken are missing.

Saturday, 12:07 P.M.: Caller reports that a residence in his neighborhood is having a yard sale, and people are parking on the wrong side of the street.

Saturday, 1:01 P.M.: Caller stated that while she was out cleaning around some dumpsters, she found a large black duffel bag and is afraid to open it because she doesn’t know what could be in it, “possibly a body.” Update: officers opened the bag and found men’s underwear and socks. Update: bag’s owner located, male stated he had argued with his girlfriend and when he left the residence, he’d stashed his belongings by the dumpsters.

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