Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Police blotter.

Monday, 10:34 P.M.: Caller requests an officer as he would like to press charges against someone for calling him a jerk.

Wednesday, 8:38 A.M.:  Large, fluffy white and orange cat found, described as "very cute."

Thursday:  Caller discovered a brand new package of Hot Wheels next to her car. She believes it was left there by a person she has a restraining order against, since he collects Hot Wheels.

Friday, 11:32 P.M.: Caller stated that someone was either passed out or had some other issue, and had his head stuck between a chair and a wall.

Saturday, 10:58 A.M.: Caller advised that her 1 year-old just locked herself in the car.

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