Thursday, January 23, 2014

My mother, explaining the Kardashians to my father.


"I've never seen that show, I think they just stand around and try on clothes or something useless like that.  That's the one that got married for, like, a month or something, to that basketball player that looked like a neanderthal.  It was pretty tacky.  Now she goes out with that rude rapper guy that got mad at George Bush.  Her father was one of O.J. Simpson's lawyers, and he was obviously kind of slimy.  They got divorced, and then her mother married that Olympic guy, what's-his-name...Bruce?  He basically looks like a lady now.  They're all a bunch of idiots.  They keep letting people like that get married over and over, but they won't let the gays.  What a world."


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