Police blotter.

Tuesday, 1:15 P.M.: 911 call from a female who said she was calling for time & temperature. When identified again as 911, she said “they connected me to you, f#$% you” and hung up.

Tuesday, 7:31 P.M.: Caller reports a vehicle pulled onto Fifield Row and parked at the end of the street. Update: Officer advised vehicle operator was looking for a good spot to "park" with his girlfriend. He was advised to move on.

Thursday, 7:53 A.M.: Officer reports a seagull that had been hit on Highway 2 by Timeless Timber; animal is beyond repair.

Friday, 4:08 P.M.: Caller would like to speak to an officer regarding another contractor that’s telling clients that he’s growing marijuana in his garage.

Saturday, 1:13 P.M.: Caller reports someone asked to borrow his bike for a few minutes and it’s been over two hours.

Saturday, 2:25 P.M.: 911 hang-up call. Update: called back, subject said her phone was in her bra and must have “bra dialed.”

Sunday, 2:01 A.M.: Skunk stuck inside kitchen cabinets.

Monday, 1:16 A.M.: Call reporting a disturbance in the motel room next to his. Update: a couple of Chippendale dancers were talking loudly.