Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Dude, if they need you, they'll shine the bat signal, okay?


Monday, 4:00 P.M.:
Man dressed as Batman attempting to direct traffic at 3rd Avenue East and Main Street. Update: Preliminary breath test registered .217. Subject arrested for probation violation.


2 comments:

Jess said...

I love you for posting these things. I laughed. I cried. I missed Ashland just a little bit.

Mary said...

When I saw this in the paper today, it cracked me up. I knew it had to make it onto the internet for posterity.

(Full disclosure: this didn't run in the actual police blotter. It was a little mini-story on Page 2, about two paragraphs long...I edited it down to the bulletpoints.)