Mom: Oh, I don’t know, I’m not sure if you’re big enough for that yet.
Me: No, look! Look! The sign says I have to be “this tall” to ride, and I am!
Mom: Hmm...well, I don’t know...
Me: We’ve got to use up the last of these tickets before we go home!
Mom: Are you sure you don’t want to ride the Ferris wheel instead?
Me: THE FERRIS WHEEL IS FOR BABIES!!!!!
Mom: Okay, okay, you can ride it--and look, there’s no line or anything.
Me: WHEEEE!!! I'm going in the front car!
Thirty seconds later:
Mom: Smile for the camera, Mary!
Me: *expression of utter terror*
Gene Amos the Cabbage Patch Kid: *also silent*
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