Thursday, February 02, 2006

I seriously couldn't make this stuff up.

Thank you, Maury Povich. Thank you for having the courage to bring these harrowing tales to the forefront of daytime TV. If not Maury, then who?*

*Is Ricki Lake still on? Because, like, if Maury's busy, Ricki could probably cover for him. Or Montel. Montel could probably handle this, if he hasn't already booked that fat psychic lady for the day.

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