Thursday, December 15, 2005
When Christmas decorations go horribly, horribly wrong.
With all due respect to the lovely people that gave this to my parents (and really, they are lovely people, I mean that)...this is the most horrifying Christmas decoration I have ever seen.
It's one of those fiber-optic light dealies that seem to be in all the stores this year--the tips of Frosty's broom are fiber-optic lights, the bands on his hat are fiber-optic lights, and the rings around his eyes are fiber-optic lights. All of which would be fine & dandy, if every ten seconds it didn't turn BLOOD RED and terrifying. Kind of takes away from the whole holly-jolly ambience.
Is it any wonder the cats keep trying to wrestle this thing to the ground? It's like Jack Frost, but without all the laughs.