Friday, October 28, 2005

CSI: Ashland

It's that time of year again--time for pumpkin autopsies! This year, our crack cadre of criminologists descended upon Sarah's house to inspect, examine, and deface five gourdly victims. Interesting, they all seemed to die due to the same cause--blunt trauma to their stems. Our theory: that they were part of a pumpkin cult that committed mass pumpkincide to get onto a comet or something. (So our theory isn't all that well thought out...c'mon, we were clearly distracted by all the stabbing!)

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